YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED? I NEED PERCY AND RACHEL TO MEET AT THE END OF BOO AND RACHEL IS SO RELIEVED TO SEE HIM ALIVE THAT SHE PUNCHES HIM AND THEN SHE KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK AND THE OTHER FIVE AND PERCY JUST TURN TO LOOK AT ANNABETH IN FEAR AND CONFUSION AND SHES JUST LIKE ‘NAAH ITS CHILL WE SORTED THIS OUT’
Okay this sounds cliche, but my life usually revolve around books, tv shows, music, movies, and other awesome stuff.
I love that fandoms as a whole just all agree a movie(s) never happened
*Cough Cough* Sorry, chest cold.
*COUGH FUCK THIS MOVIE COUGH* Sorry, really congested
The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-
It goes from everything from
and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…
And then one time when the show got canceled…
and then when it came back..
you’re missing my favorite one though
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
do u ever have those nights where u open 40 fanfics
Happy Birthday Brigid! Sorry I was so late to post this. I just have a lot of stuff going on.. so yeah, here’s my take on your OC’s, Blaire and Prosper. I hope you like it!
Aaaand I just want to say thank you for everything! For helping and inspiring me through your art. You’re the best! x
He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.
She has Nemo on her dress.
Violet has murder in her eyes.
i read Blood of Olympus and this is my response to it. this was meant to be sent to someone but tumblr wouldn’t let me finish it over ask. oops